THE GREAT GATSBY & BEWARE OF MR BAKER – two completely different films but spiritual partners in how much disappointment they brought
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THE GREAT GATSBY & BEWARE OF MR BAKER – two completely different films but spiritual partners in how much disappointment they brought

I’m going to make this review relatively short (ha-ha – I don’t think I’m even capable). I actually saw Beware of Mr Baker before Gatsby with the full intention of only reviewing the latter; however after experiencing the same immense disappointment and the dreaded ‘B’ word (boredom) I thought about how these two films in … Continue reading

MUD….Is the Re-McConaissance in full swing now? An essay on the man as well as a review of the film
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MUD….Is the Re-McConaissance in full swing now? An essay on the man as well as a review of the film

This following clip goes some way to encompassing my feelings towards Matthew McConnaughey over the last decade or so: First I’d like to say that this impression of McConaughey is spot on. Kudos Seth Green. Secondly although hilarious, I don’t really share the vitrol hatred that baby Stewie and many people I know seem to have … Continue reading

Spring Breakers
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Spring Breakers

                                                                    “LOOK AT ALL MY SHIT!” A vacuous line from an oddly deep and articulate speech delivered courtesy of James Franco’s Britney Spears-loving gangster Alien. If that previous observation seems a little schizophrenic, then welcome to my experience of watching Spring Breakers, the latest offering from so-called ‘enfant terribles‘, Harmony Korine. Harmony Korine is a … Continue reading

The Place Beyond The Pines
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The Place Beyond The Pines

Before I start to review a film I literally have just seen, I’m actually just outside the screening room, I thought I’d put a question out there that I would really love some feedback from. My question is: “Are my reviews/articles too damn long?” In my very first posting I railed against the lackluster and … Continue reading

The Sessions
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The Sessions

Based on a true story The Sessions stars John Hawkes as Mark O’Brien, a poet who’s paralyzed and lives in an iron lung due to childhood polio. O’Brien in his thirties hires a sex surrogate (Helen Hunt) to take his virginity. This is going to be a relatively quick review, at least compared to my previous output … Continue reading

Zero Dark Thirty
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Zero Dark Thirty

As I had promised in what seems an age ago, here is my review of Zero Dark Thirty,  a film that caused various emotional reactions from me. When I first saw the trailer, last year, it was so ambiguous that it peaked my interest. Then when I quickly learnt that is was directed by Hurt Locker’s Kathryn … Continue reading